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<title>A Better Vocabulary in Just 10 Spams a Day</title><biblioid class="uri">http://norman.walsh.name/2004/01/19/vocabulary</biblioid>
<volumenum>7</volumenum>
<issuenum>11</issuenum>
<pubdate>2004-01-19T06:19:00-05:00</pubdate>
<date>$Date: 2005-09-11 10:27:02 -0400 (Sun, 11 Sep 2005) $</date>
<author>
      <personname>
<firstname>Norman</firstname>
	<surname>Walsh</surname>
</personname>
    </author>
<copyright>
      <year>2004</year>
      <holder>Norman Walsh</holder>
    </copyright>
<abstract>
<para>By now you must be getting “random word” spam too.</para>
</abstract>
<dc:subject rdf:resource="http://norman.walsh.name/knows/taxonomy#Email"/>
<dc:subject rdf:resource="http://norman.walsh.name/knows/taxonomy#Spam"/>
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<epigraph>
<attribution>
      <personname>
	<firstname>John Maynard</firstname>
<surname>Keynes</surname>
      </personname>
    </attribution>
<para xml:id="p1">Words ought to be a little wild for
they are assaults of thought on the unthinking.
</para>
</epigraph>

<para xml:id="p2">By now you must be getting “random word” spam too:</para>

<screen>
Date: Several times a day
From: "Some Poor Sod" &lt;forged.address@example.org&gt;
Subject: Re: JEAMF, and began telling
To: almost.everyone@example.org

thug ashen tapis despoil hendrick littoral stark bingham 
bluestocking demise gin amanuensis dairylea roe
viscoelastic catatonia evidential plenipotentiary
counterproposal consecutive milwaukee </screen>

<para xml:id="p3">It slips past the Baysian filters pretty well, but seems totally
pointless. It doesn’t even contain any offers to enlarge my breasts or
sell me prescription drugs at wholesale prices.</para>

<para xml:id="p4">[Update: in fact the message includes a (presumably malicious) attachment,
but the MIME encoding is botched so I never see it. I don’t know if the
botched encoding is nefarious or stupid, and I don’t care.]</para>

<para xml:id="p5">It’s just a heedless waste of bandwidth, I guess. I hope Dante
carves out a new circle in hell for the folks that wreak this nonsense
on us all.</para>

<para xml:id="p6">“Amanuensis,” in case you didn’t know, is a fancy word for
someone who takes dictation or copies manuscripts. And by curious
coincindence the word “plenipotentiary” turned up in a
<citetitle>West Wing</citetitle> repeat just the other day. It means
a person, especially a diplomat, with full authority to transact business.</para>

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