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<title>Shut Up and U0298 Me!</title><biblioid class="uri">http://norman.walsh.name/2004/06/09/U0298</biblioid>
<volumenum>7</volumenum>
<issuenum>97</issuenum>
<pubdate>2004-06-09T13:55:00-04:00</pubdate>
<date>$Date: 2005-09-11 10:27:02 -0400 (Sun, 11 Sep 2005) $</date>
<author>
      <personname>
<firstname>Norman</firstname>
	<surname>Walsh</surname>
</personname>
    </author>
<copyright>
      <year>2004</year>
      <holder>Norman Walsh</holder>
    </copyright>
<abstract>
<para>Some things it takes a standards committee to name.</para>
</abstract>
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<epigraph>
<attribution>
      <personname>
<firstname>O. W.</firstname>
	<surname>Holmes</surname>
</personname>
    </attribution>
<para xml:id="p1">The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its
echo lasts good deal longer.</para>
</epigraph>

<para xml:id="p2">I happened to stumble across
<personname>
      <firstname>Sean B.</firstname>
      <surname>Palmer</surname>
    </personname>’s
bot “phenny” in the <link xlink:href="irc://irc.freenode.net:6667/rdfig">#rdfig</link>
channel on <link xlink:href="http://www.freenode.net/">Freenode</link>. One of the things
phenny can do is identify Unicode code points so I asked her to find
“bullseye”. She reported:</para>

<programlisting>0298: LATIN LETTER BILABIAL CLICK
25CE: BULLSEYE</programlisting>

<para xml:id="p3">Nevermind the rest of the discussion (though
<link xlink:href="http://www.ilrt.bris.ac.uk/discovery/chatlogs/rdfig/2004-06-09.html#T17-39-44">it’s logged</link> if you really care), just think about
the name of U0298: “bilabial click.”</para>

<para xml:id="p4">I didn’t give the name any thought until a few minutes later
when Sean says to me “but don't send it to anyone that you wouldn't
kiss in real life.” When the penny finally dropped I laughed so hard
I almost fell out of my chair.<footnote>
      <para xml:id="p5">With apologies to linguists
and other fans of phonetics. Come to think of it, maybe they’re
responsible for the name of the character too, but I’m going to leave
the cheap shot in place because I serve on a lot of committees and
it’s true even if this is a bad example. </para>
    </footnote> Ok, maybe it’s
just me.</para>

<para xml:id="p6">For what it’s worth, on my display in
<link xlink:href="http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/">Firefox</link>, I think the kiss
“ʘ” makes a better looking bullseye than the bullseye “◎”
but I suppose that’s neither here nor there.</para>

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