I try to avoid just posting links; you all have search engines already, right? Of course you do. But I keep thinking about posting this, so I'm just gonna do it.

Oh. Okay. Fine. I won't [expletive deleted. -ed] buy one of them either! [expletive deleted. -ed]

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