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<title>These shoes were made for …</title><biblioid class="uri">http://norman.walsh.name/2006/10/06/shoes</biblioid>
<volumenum>9</volumenum>
<issuenum>95</issuenum>
<pubdate>2006-10-06T05:18:12-07:00</pubdate>
<date>$Date: 2006-10-06 17:20:53 -0400 (Fri, 06 Oct 2006) $</date>
<author>
      <personname>
<firstname>Norman</firstname>
	<surname>Walsh</surname>
</personname>
    </author>
<copyright>
      <year>2006</year>
      <holder>Norman Walsh</holder>
    </copyright>
<abstract>
<para>I'm not sure what. Not walking, apparently.</para>
</abstract>
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<para xml:id="p1">I'm not sure that this is really an essay worth writing,
but I think it's a little bit amusing, like the
<link xlink:href="information">information</link> essay, so I am. Writing it,
I mean.</para>

<para xml:id="p2">For
<link xlink:href="/2006/itinerary/10-04-tag">this road trip</link>, I decided
to travel light: a single carry on and one pair of shoes, a pair of comfortable,
casual, brown suede shoes. I've worn them many times, but not recently.</para>

<para xml:id="p3">I noticed a
slight…stickiness under foot on the first leg of my journey. I
attributed this to something under the seat in front of me, spilled
soda, perhaps.</para>

<para xml:id="p4">It wasn't until I was walking through the terminal in San
Francisco that the actual culprit became evident: the stickiness wasn't
<emphasis>on</emphasis> the soles of my shoes, it <emphasis>was</emphasis>
the soles of my shoes, disintigrating further with every step.</para>

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<para xml:id="p5">They lasted a week, but barely. Even now I can feel the last
remnants of the soles clinging stickily to the carpet on this 737. I
have no explanation. They've been sitting quietly in my closet for a
year or two. That closet is not, to the best of my knowledge, a source
of toxic rubber solvents.</para>

<para xml:id="p6">Perhaps my knowledge isn't very good. Perhaps I should check the
rest of my shoes when I get home.</para>

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