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<title>One of those days…</title><biblioid class="uri">http://norman.walsh.name/2008/07/21/oneOfThoseDays</biblioid>
<volumenum>11</volumenum>
<issuenum>53</issuenum>
<pubdate>2008-07-21T16:03:30-04:00</pubdate>
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      <personname>
<firstname>Norman</firstname>
	<surname>Walsh</surname>
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<copyright>
      <year>2008</year>
      <holder>Norman Walsh</holder>
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<para>How many things can go wrong on the way to the airport? Let me count
the ways…</para>
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<para xml:id="p2">First, a tollbooth receipt fluttered out the window as I
attempted to extricate a dollar bill for my second toll on
<wikipedia page="I90">the pike</wikipedia>.</para>

<para xml:id="p3">Second, I dutifully locked my pickup in the garage and did my
habitual pat-down: wallet, watch, phone, keys…keys? Yes, there the were,
sitting on the front seat. How did I do that? I have
<emphasis>never</emphasis> done that before. Quick mental calculation,
attempt to fix it now, risking this flight, or face it at 10pm on
Friday.</para>

<para xml:id="p4">I opted to fix it today. I now know in practice what I have long
known in theory, locking your car is a total waste of time. With a
slip of metal and little wooden wedge, my truck was unlocked in less
than 20 seconds. I counted.</para>

<para xml:id="p5">Third, I managed to miss-read the signs as I was driving into
the garage. I am parked nice and close to terminal B. Unfortunately,
my flight is in terminal C, about eight-tenths of a mile away.</para>

<para xml:id="p6">To my colleagues, if I don't make it to the meetings this week,
it's probably because my day didn't improve after I got on the
flight…but realistically, I'm probably alive. Probably. :-)</para>

<para xml:id="p1">(Zeroeth, in a moment of ill-considered planning, I chose
to fly out of Boston instead of Hartford. So I've got a two hour drive
on each end.)</para>

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