Beverage Service Only
, Issue 63; 24 Jul 2003
Seattle to Hartford on a glass of Ginger Ale and six pretzels.
Two starving men cannot be twice as hungry as one; but two rascals can be ten times as vicious as one.
I appreciate that the airlines are struggling. And let's face it, the food was never that good. But we're talking transcontinental here.
Itinerary
I'm just glad I chose to grab a burger before wandering up to my gate.
Oh, and guys, if you're not going to feed us, could you at least not stand right at the front of the plane preparing the meals for first class as the cattle struggle aboard?