The Grim High-Def Future

Volume 8, Issue 122; 16 Sep 2005; last modified 08 Oct 2010

I try to avoid just posting links; you all have search engines already, right? Of course you do. But I keep thinking about posting this, so I'm just gonna do it.

Oh. Okay. Fine. I won't [expletive deleted. -ed] buy one of them either! [expletive deleted. -ed]