Towels
Issue 42; 21 Oct 2011
, Specifically, dish towels.
Dear manufacturers, I'm delighted that you make dish towels in an astonishing variety of sizes, shapes, and colors. You have genuinely got a towel for every decor.
However, I'd like you to consider the following: if the towels you manufacture have roughly the absorbency of a hockey puck, one of us has misunderstood the principal purpose of a towel.
I humbly submit that it is not me.
Comments
You're assuming that people sell things in order to provide function. They don't. See Pet Rocks.
Where are the "+1" / "like" / "agree" / "I second that" buttons?
Try going to a restaurant supply store. They'll probably be very rough, and only come in white, but the towels you buy there will probably be very functional.
Buy a dozen or so and just rotate through them, as they'll probably start replacing things like trivets, hot pads, and oven mitts.