The short-form week of 21–27 May 2012
28 May 2012
The week in review, 140 characters at a time.
This document was created automatically from my archive of my Twitter stream. Due to limitations in the Twitter API and occasional glitches in my archiving system, it may not be 100% complete.
Monday at 08:08am
In a conversation that started on Monday at 11:45am
The Wolfram Alpha query "next eclipse in Sunnyvale" now returns October 23, 2014.—@mdubinko
Monday at 11:52am
I imagine meetings at banks that go something like this: "We need to hire a UI person."
"Sorry, no can do. Here's some Ambien and a crayon."—@DanaDanger
Monday at 04:13pm
Microsoft was going to open source the Sharepoint code, but Richard Stallman asked
them to keep it proprietary.—@RussB
Tuesday at 01:24am
forgot the collation sequence for 'echo *' can be different to that used by 'ls'—@psd
In a conversation that started on Tuesday at 04:34am
Tuesday at 06:12am
Sore throat. Clogged sinuses. General malaise. Hello, summer cold. Go away. You. Suck.—@ndw
In a conversation that started on Tuesday at 06:46am
In a conversation that started on Tuesday at 07:16am
Tuesday at 07:36am
Users don't hate change. They hate being disrupted by random updates that don't provide
new, substantial, & visible value.—@jmspool
In a conversation that started on Tuesday at 09:01am
Mega blowout @mugl set to start in a few hours, inimitable @JeniT is the featured speaker. Not too late to signup: http://t.co/RC1KeOQL—@mugl
In a conversation that started on Tuesday at 09:48am
In a conversation that started on Tuesday at 03:20pm
thinking about it .... http://t.co/NPi7RTm9—@xquery
Wednesday at 03:18am
Tempted to get one of these #equalmarriage t-shirts because when I'm old kids won't believe we had to campaign for it. http://t.co/U3ZUgSA5—@mrjamesmack
Wednesday at 06:41am
Damn it. If you have an idea, someone will parody or protest it. That’s OK. That’s
human. Get the fuck over yourself, ‘k?—@ndw
Wednesday at 07:45am
Bad ideas are so widespread because those who have good content don't take seriously
the task of charming others into trusting in it.—@alaindebotton
In a conversation that started on Wednesday at 08:54am
Wednesday at 09:35am
The Internet didn't destroy publishing, it destroyed advertising. Publishing was handcuffed
to the corpse when we threw it off the bridge.—@stuntbox
Wednesday at 09:45am
People who watch Fox News are less informed than people who watch no news at all,
new survey shows: http://t.co/uLyJwZJ9—@Poynter
In a conversation that started on Wednesday at 10:18am
Someone should tell the GOP that you can only have one "single most important thing".—@kendall
Wednesday at 02:15pm
OH “Java — the country where we sacrifice goats to the compiler.”—@ndw
Wednesday at 03:13pm
Wednesday at 07:36pm
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no
Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.—@billl_murry
Thursday at 04:18am
That people think marriage equality is a matter of "conscience" but fucking over poor
and working people isn't says all you need to know.—@tommorris
In a conversation that started on Thursday at 07:02am
@robinberjon Tree diff is a seriously hard problem. I gave up. The DeltaXML folks seem to have
gotten it right. Not open source, though.—@ndw
@ndw I probably only need a subset. I can't look at DeltaXML since I'm looking for source
to adapt to HTML :)—@robinberjon
In a conversation that started on Thursday at 08:59am
word of the day: solidus http://t.co/w0q1SaaW—@peteaven
In a conversation that started on Thursday at 09:30am
Is there a worse idea than for-profit primary & secondary education?—@kendall
Thursday at 08:13pm
Don't trust any language with a === operator.—@dozba
In a conversation that started on Friday at 12:32am
Austerity has been a failure in Europe, which is why the Republicans want to try it
here.—@GlennF
Friday at 05:27am
Each time somebody has to use this UI, a new manic kitten killer is born.—@roessler
Friday at 06:58am
In a conversation that started on Friday at 08:43am
RT @kendall: Angers me that Obama gutted our *national* spacefaring ambitions and we turn it
all over to Elon Musk. WTF?!—@ndw
@kendall the gutting of NASA started before Obama & was accelerated by the Wars /cc @ndw—@jeffsonstein
In a conversation that started on Friday at 09:15am
Mine are all undocked and floating. I got the application frame back, but all the
palettes are still floating. Dragging didn't work.—@siracusa
@siracusa Drag super slowly and hold over the edge until the palette goes semi-transparent
and a blue line appears: http://t.co/lwpfyFvp—@mrwarren
Friday at 11:45am
"As in, a pre-going out drink" - "Oh, you mean lunch?"—@dehora
Friday at 12:38pm
For how many years can a person keep using the same author photo before it's just
lying about your face?—@RachelFersh
Friday at 01:39pm
Critical thinking as a cure for religion ? Duh. http://t.co/tJRfguzf—@DALDEI
In a conversation that started on Friday at 04:22pm
I forgot my towel today. Should I panic?—@gabrielsaldana
@gabrielsaldana Don’t panic. Your a hoopy frood. It’ll be alright.—@ndw
In a conversation that started on Friday at 06:57pm
I wonder how many people, when they want a quick glance at a calendar, flip over to
a Terminal and type “cal”?—@timbray
In a conversation that started on Friday at 06:58pm
I wonder how many use irb as a desk calculator?—@timbray
Saturday at 01:27am
Remember to only break rules you understand.—@notch
In a conversation that started on Saturday at 05:52am
On the train again, but today it's to Cromer in the sunshine :)—@johnlsheridan
@johnlsheridan have a great day John, enjoy the sunshine here.—@iheartcromer
@iheartcromer I can happily recommend Bella Vista Cromer, for a good lunch and fabulous sea views
:)—@johnlsheridan
@johnlsheridan @iheartcromer @ndw Sounds idyllic. Summer seems to be happening here too. Pimms in rhe garden last night.—@skwlilac
@johnlsheridan Cromer is nice. Enjoy the seaside!—@ndw
@ndw @johnlsheridan Good grief, Cromer. A place from my childhood. Lots of good memories. Do they still
launch the lifeboat down a slipway?—@docum3nt
@ndw the journey is lovely, the countryside beautifully green and luscious, the sun bright
with a cooling breeze too. Not long til Cromer.—@johnlsheridan
@johnlsheridan This is a silly thing for me to say to you, but if you haven’t climbed to the top
of the church tower, do. Lovely views.—@ndw
@ndw not at all silly :) I've never done that. I now plan to check it out ;)—@johnlsheridan
Saturday at 06:11am
Dear summer cold, I asked you to leave, not settle in my chest. Please. Go.—@ndw
Saturday at 06:43am
“No matter how long you procrastinate, it doesn’t get earlier.” —Günter Eich—@apag
In a conversation that started on Saturday at 07:44am
@skwlilac Fabulous, I'm just a bit nearer to the peer than the picture :) Great data, nice
work. cc @iheartcromer @ndw—@johnlsheridan
Saturday at 07:51am
RT @skwlilac: @johnlsheridan @iheartcromer @ndw You should also check out http://t.co/2dhH3hqh :-)—@johnlsheridan
Saturday at 04:46pm
In a conversation that started on Saturday at 04:50pm
Clearly I will have to figure out how to watch #eurovision from the US next year, if for no other reason, just to understand the tweets.—@ndw
@ndw You must its like #superbowl and #worldseries combined .......... Not.... very tricky to describe .... maybe #glee on steroids?—@chrisbrothwood
In a conversation that started on Saturday at 04:51pm
Switching over all my machines to zsh. Once you go zsh, you don't go back.—@tommorris
In a conversation that started on Sunday at 04:28am
Within brand-exclusion zones, you are limited in what you wear, what you eat, how
you pay. http://t.co/WhHaUSGM /via @jdforrester—@JeniT
Sunday at 01:29pm
Sunday at 02:17pm
The frequent flyer's blessing: "May you have no stories to tell."—@merlyn
In a conversation that started on Sunday at 04:25pm
Every time I think about "brand-exclusion zones", I check the calendar to make sure
it isn't 1 April. You all are fucking kidding, yes?—@ndw
@ndw after growing up on an island in a giant brand-exclusion zone called GDR, i am 100%
with you. they must be kidding. i really hope so.—@dret
@dret My exact thoughts on reading about the brand exclusion zones was the Coke scene in
Good Bye, Lenin /cc @ndw—@gcarothers