The short-form week of 25–31 Mar 2013
01 Apr 2013
The week in review, 140 characters at a time.
This document was created automatically from my archive of my Twitter stream. Due to limitations in the Twitter API and occasional glitches in my archiving system, it may not be 100% complete.
Tuesday at 07:26pm
I feel so blessed that the government protects my wife and me from the dangers of
gay marriage so we can safely go buy some assault weapons.—@Will___Ferrell
Thursday at 01:40pm
Give a man a privacy policy and he'll click "I agree", make a man read a privacy policy
and he'll be annoyed and say "I agree" anyway.—@BrianTretick
Thursday at 02:07pm
There's no way my mom spent as much time conceiving me as she does in leaving me a
single voicemail.—@mollymcnearney
Thursday at 02:58pm
Adults have co-workers; I have no idea what "teammates" are, but it sounds childish.—@kendall
Thursday at 05:14pm
In a conversation that started on Thursday at 05:27pm
Periodically, I get “you have updates” email from Facebook. It’s never true. Do they
just send it to everyone on the assumption it will be?—@ndw
@ndw yeah- i was wondering why i periodically receive emails about your account but now
it all makes sense—@drabshadow
In a conversation that started on Saturday at 06:47pm
Left home for a week of vacation and discovered that Pandora is awesome. Weird.—@kendall