The short-form week of 15–21 Jul 2013
22 Jul 2013
The week in review, 140 characters at a time.
This document was created automatically from my archive of my Twitter stream. Due to limitations in the Twitter API and occasional glitches in my archiving system, it may not be 100% complete.
Monday at 01:40am
But you peacefully assemble now you get proper fucked by cops, but bear an arm and
kill people and you're totally fine.—@tunixman
Monday at 07:17am
We interrupt the Snowden soap opera to remind you that the NSA routinely violates
the 4th Amendment to spy on you: http://t.co/AEYtjAw9zT—@cshirky
Monday at 07:45am
A horse, done in CSS. Meanwhile, I'm _this_ close to figuring out how to center text.
(tnx @marcedwards) http://t.co/3p9u0sjtvB—@Ihnatko
Monday at 09:31am
"Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available,
they will create their own problems."—@typemock
Monday at 10:46am
What's with this trend of everyone making instruction videos in lieu of well written
copy? I've got no patience to watch a 12 minute video.—@toastywaffle
Monday at 01:19pm
The 4 stages of life:
1.You believe in Santa Claus
2.You don't believe in Santa Claus
3.You are Santa Clause
4.You look like Santa Claus—@MrAlanCooper
Monday at 01:32pm
“Why ‘Unbreakable’ is the Secret Meta Sequel to ‘Die Hard’”. Huh. http://t.co/8fjwA8EdrT—@ndw
Monday at 01:49pm
“Revealed! Obama’s IRS Using Nazi UFO Technology to Bully The Tea Party”. Words fail
me.—@ndw
Monday at 01:52pm
I haven’t wandered into the tin foil hat swamps of the interwebs in a long time. The
barking mad is truly … barking mad.—@ndw
Monday at 05:32pm
Why isnt the NRA saying the tragedy wouldn’t have happened if Trayvon Martin was armed,&
calling on young black men to get themselves guns?—@YourAnonNews
In a conversation that started on Monday at 06:11pm
In the test suite: NPE. Run as a stand alone test: PASS. This is really starting to
get irritating. #xmlcalabash—@ndw
In a conversation that started on Monday at 06:54pm
Wow… tempting! RT @datachick: Feeling Spontaneous? http://t.co/myCM527xhq ? I'd LOVE to do this!!!—@jahendler
In a conversation that started on Monday at 07:04pm
Infinite scroll web pages are so, so awful.—@ndw
@ndw links- please—@drabshadow
@drabshadow I saw it in a tumblr theme today and most recently, in the Flickr search results.
Breaks forward/back navigation, stutters, ICK!—@ndw
Monday at 07:22pm
Amen to that. Just because we can doesn't mean we should. @ndw: Infinite scroll web pages are so, so awful.—@mbakeranalecta
Tuesday at 07:12am
XML Stars, the journal is out! http://t.co/gsRNgt1v4z ▸ Top stories today via @ndw @JamieXML—@dominixml
Tuesday at 10:40am
You're a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust. What do you have
to be scared of? via @porkbeard—@brucierosch
Tuesday at 12:14pm
"I think everyone will be happy." -- Harry Reid
Sure, except for, you know, most citizens.—@kendall
Tuesday at 01:31pm
Tuesday at 03:37pm
RT @paulg: The Economist is not a bunch of hippies. If they're worried, there's probably a
serious problem here. http://t.co/OaHhscF6Sb—@ndw
Tuesday at 06:50pm
In a conversation that started on Tuesday at 08:26pm
The most obscenely vile thing I've ever seen http://t.co/YR5h2HCSo6—@kendall
Tuesday at 09:50pm
Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from parody.—@ndw
Wednesday at 12:59am
Be as Smart as a Puppy as a Service - BaSaaPaaS—@crouchingbadger
Wednesday at 02:13am
Twitter indulgences to shorten purgatory. http://t.co/mgRIUZLfiq So God does what the pope says? Do they think God is as stupid as they are?—@RichardDawkins
Wednesday at 02:34am
Accidentally deleted my WhatsApp messages. Quick, how do I restore from that NSA backup
system?—@adamburmister
Wednesday at 02:44am
Don’t, WHATEVER YOU DO, invite Alan Rickman round and ask him to help himself to a
cuppa http://t.co/bTUW7hiWYM via (@akshayroongta)—@stephenfry
Wednesday at 02:55am
God's on tenterhooks for the pope to name next saint. As soon as news arrives from
Earth, God signs the upgrade from "beatified" to "saint"—@RichardDawkins
Wednesday at 12:39pm
@ndw there's a new Norm in town, thanks to @adamfowlerukhttp://t.co/prJnWtqhOc #marklogic #nosql—@eedeebee