The short-form week of 5–11 Jan 2015

12 Jan 2015; last modified 22 Jan 2015

The week in review, 140 characters at a time.

This document was created automatically from my archive of my Twitter stream. Due to limitations in the Twitter API and occasional glitches in my archiving system, it may not be 100% complete.

Monday at 05:25am

Just a quick warning. This bit between New Year's Day and Christmas Eve can really drag.—@johnnycandon

Monday at 11:32am

RT @edibleaustin: It's here! #BaconandBeerATX tickets are on sale!! http://t.co/dqxjGpu8Oj —@ndw

Monday at 03:07pm

Nothing shows weakness, whether in #Russia, #China, #NorthKorea or here at home, like the suppression of dissent http://t.co/vVZMSF9kBf —@bhweingarten

Monday at 05:30pm

Let it be known that I support @NekoCase's right to park wherever the hell she wants.—@cramerdw

Monday at 05:48pm

Betting on the web continues to be a low-risk strategy.—@stilkov

In a conversation that started on Monday at 06:44pm

@kendall Envelopes? Checks? Where have you obtained these historical artifacts of which you speak?—@ndw
@ndw you'd be shocked how much actual paperwork is required to run a business...—@kendall

Monday at 06:46pm

@pandora_radio Wait a sec while I get my Cards Against Humanity deck. ;-)—@ndw

Monday at 06:52pm

RT @kfury: "Prof. Mandelbrot? It's Dr. Schrödinger. I seem to have a problem." http://t.co/DzfNMixYrF —@ndw

Tuesday at 07:13am

XML Stars, the journal is out! http://t.co/zAYsPMgQ86 Stories via @xmlguild @ndw @georgebina —@dominixml

Tuesday at 03:53pm

“Waiter, how can you serve 12oz and 16oz prime rib? Clearly they should be 13oz and 17oz to be classified as primes.” *my date leaves*—@ChrisHallbeck

Wednesday at 02:14am

RT @kiphampton: If the NYPD not leaning on regular people causes a budget crunch, the city might have to raise taxes on the rich. I'm looki…—@ndw

Wednesday at 07:14pm

Pour one out for Hitch tonight. If it's daylight where you are, don't let that stop you. Never stopped him. http://t.co/P8DEqpjdc1 —@iTod

Wednesday at 07:54pm

RT @ajplus: #Banksy has also contributed a powerful message of perseverance & support after #CharlieHebdo attack. #JeSuisCharlie http://t.c… —@ndw

Wednesday at 07:57pm

RT @unclebobmartin: "Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed. Everything else is public relations" - George Orwell h…—@ndw

Thursday at 03:14am

RT @B_RussellQuotes: It is preoccupation with possession, more than anything else, that prevents men from living freely and nobly.—@ndw

Thursday at 03:18am

RT @bluxte: To authorities responsible for the measurement and distribution of time: we'll have a minute with 61 seconds in July http://t.c… —@ndw

In a conversation that started on Thursday at 03:20am

@mdubinko Which features?—@ndw
@ndw Anything having to do with calls/texts on my computer, plus handoff, plus Podcast and Weather apps.—@mdubinko

Thursday at 03:26am

@liza Congratulations!—@ndw

Thursday at 03:30am

RT @dauwhe: Liberté, égalité, fraternité, solidarité. #JeSuisCharlie —@ndw

Thursday at 03:32am

RT @BadAstronomer: Seriously. Here’s a tiny section of that Andromeda pic. That’s not noise; *those are stars*. In another galaxy. http://t… —@ndw

Thursday at 08:01am

@BadAstronomer @ndw Taking all those trips to fixup #Hubble's lens were worth it. Gives real perspective on "Space is big. Really big. ..."—@shanecurcuru

Thursday at 08:01am

@bluxte @ndw Hey, how do I make a request for more #time from these authorities?—@shanecurcuru

Thursday at 01:03pm

The extremists are scared of ideas. This is not Islam, this is just murder #JeSuisCharlie —@eddieizzard

Friday at 09:46am

Friday at 06:59pm

Saturday at 12:50am

Why Religion Needs To Be Destroyed - Godless Mom #atheism http://t.co/Wk4nZXBUx1 —@denyreligion

Saturday at 01:16am

RT @rob_pike: Few things are more infuriating that not being able to play content one bought in country A because one is standing in countr…—@ndw

Saturday at 10:37am

@jorabin Fantastic. Congrats to your daughter!—@ndw

Saturday at 08:55pm

It’s been five minutes since Adobe asked me to install an update. I hope they didn’t go out of business or something.—@BiIIMurray

Sunday at 07:56am

Few things are needed to make a wise man happy; nothing can make a fool content; that is why most men are miserable.—@LaRochefoucau1d

Sunday at 11:05am

The Saudi Arabian ambassador is marching for freedom of speech. This world is like a cartoon strip come alive.—@Lexialex

Sunday at 05:29pm

RT @mnot: "Liberté, égalité, fraternité" is so much better a motto than "in God we trust."—@ndw

Sunday at 06:01pm

RT @PlioceneBloke: Fox News not invent yet, or fact. So just shout random pretend lie for get big attention for now.—@ndw

Sunday at 06:01pm

RT @PlioceneBloke: Think probable get more actual real truth fact of actual real fox. Or weasel.—@ndw