The short-form week of 26 Jan–1 Feb 2015

02 Feb 2015; last modified 01 Mar 2015

The week in review, 140 characters at a time.

This document was created automatically from my archive of my Twitter stream. Due to limitations in the Twitter API and occasional glitches in my archiving system, it may not be 100% complete.

Monday at 05:25pm

Pre-sleep routine: Final cup of tea: 7 minutes Clean teeth: 2 minutes Read book: 10 minutes Quickly check Twitter: 3-4 hours—@SoVeryBritish

Monday at 10:00pm

Somewhere in NYC tonight is an Australian family on summer holiday who are excited to see snow and will soon learn the meaning of regret.—@choochoobear

Thursday at 12:04am

Thursday at 08:57pm

RT @ellamorton: I think you mean "fewer selfies" there, champ. If you're going to be a snob, do it properly.—@ndw

Thursday at 10:57pm

You can neither cajole nor charm the laws of physics into agreeing with you if your ideas aren't based in objective realities—@neiltyson

Friday at 07:31am

Stephen Fry on God. I don't think poor old Gay Byrne was ready for that answer, haha—@miracleofsound

Friday at 08:50pm

Saturday at 05:34am

We've never had any reports of problems before. Also we've never had any way to report them. Also we don't care. Problem solved.—@tef

Saturday at 05:04pm

And then I asked cdehora for a glass with a couple of ice cubes—@dehora

Saturday at 05:53pm

Religion hates free thought, because free thought leads to free speech, and free speech brings up questions to which there are no answes.—@espeorquenada

Saturday at 07:15pm

In this graph of belief in evolution vs. GDP, one country stands out ht @maxcroser—@conradhackett

Saturday at 11:15pm

UK shipped its criminals to Australia and its Puritans to the US. Perhaps Oz got the better deal? #science #deniers HT @conradhackett—@JamieXML

Sunday at 01:21am

Thank you, vaccines, for making the world a safer place for everyone.—@silenok

Sunday at 04:04pm

It's not football, the winners aren't "world" champions and you're not eating chips, you're eating crisps #SuperBowlSunday—@SoVeryBritish

Sunday at 05:20pm

Just sit of night for watch superb owl.—@PlioceneBloke

Sunday at 05:21pm

Boot not invent yet, or tax. So just steal from self for now.—@PlioceneBloke

Sunday at 07:56pm

@eliasisrael Sorry, that was unclear, which one is silly?—@ndw

Sunday at 10:48pm

If I’m loading a link to your content and you interrupt it to tell me about your iOS app, I will abort loading your content. Analytics that.—@pgor